Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

2017 / 119m - USA
Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure
2.5*/5.0*
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle poster

Decent Hollywood action comedy. Works better as a comedy, with Jack Black and Kevin Hart acting as vessels for a couple of annoying, Hollywood-hip kids. The action is quite lame, the videogame concept is poorly realized, but ultimately it's passible entertainment.

Herbal Tea

Laam Seung Lui Gwong
2004 / 93m - Hong Kong
Comedy, Romance
2.0*/5.0*
Herbal Tea poster

Very simplistic romantic comedy by Herman Yau. Jordan Chan isn't the lead that has the kind of flair needed to pull this off, Yau isn't exactly known for doing romcoms. There are some redeeming moments and the ending is decent, but overall it's a disappointment.

Take Your Pills

2018 / 87m - USA
Documentary
1.5*/5.0*
Take Your Pills poster

America has a pill problem, but really, how many docs do we need to tell us that? This time around it's about Adderall. The doc tries to add some nuance by incorporating different opinions and points of view, but fails to find engaging people to put in front of the camera. Poor.

Mumon: The Land of Stealth

Shinobi no Kuni
2017 / 120m - Japan
Romance, Action
3.5*/5.0*
Mumon: The Land of Stealth poster

Like most Nakamura films, very amusing, but never quite masterpiece material. Mumon is fun, funny, well acted and it sports some pretty good action scenes. Yet it lacks something that makes it stand out. Great and enjoyable filler, but nothing more.

Ferdinand

2017 / 108m - USA
Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure - Animation
1.0*/5.0*
Ferdinand poster

Trash. Recycled Pixar plot about a bull who prefers peace over war. The first 15 minutes aren't great, but passable. Then a couple of infuriatingly annoying comic relief characters are added and the entire thing just comes crashing down. Offensively plain and predictable.

Fifteen Million Merits

2014 / 62m - UK
Sci-fi, Thriller
2.0*/5.0*
Fifteen Million Merits poster

The Angry Birds Movie

2016 / 97m - USA
Comedy, Adventure - Animation
0.5*/5.0*
The Angry Birds Movie poster

It took 2 directors and 4 writers to come up with this horrifying commercial for a game that was well past its prime. Loud and obnoxious, lacking in plot, comedy and artistry. One of the most cynical animation film I've ever seen, a real low point if there ever was one.

House of Flying Daggers

Shi Mian Mai Fu
2004 / 119m - China
Romance, Fantasy
House of Flying Daggers poster

Not quite as majestic as Zhang's Hero, but still an overwhelmingly beautiful martial arts drama with a few memorable scenes. The drum dance and the bamboo forest fight are amongst the best the genre has on offer. And apart from some sketchy CG near the end, it hasn't aged a bit.

Be Right Back

2015 / 48m - UK
Drama, Sci-fi, Thriller
2.5*/5.0*
Be Right Back poster

Hanson and the Beast

Er Dai Yao Jing
2017 / 110m - China
Comedy, Romance, Fantasy
3.0*/5.0*
Hanson and the Beast poster

Chinese urban fantasy, not a very common combination. The film isn't helped by some shady comedy and less than stellar CG, but the potential for greatness is clearly there. The lore is definitely interesting enough, maybe find a better director for a sequel.

Shut Up and Dance

2016 / 52m - UK
Drama, Sci-fi
1.0*/5.0*
Shut Up and Dance poster

Phantom Thread

2017 / 130m - USA
Drama, Romance
1.0*/5.0*
Phantom Thread poster

Dreary, lustless and dusty drama. While there are lots of attempts to make this a lofty drama, the disappointing cinematography, overstated acting and total absence of interesting characters make this overly long film a real plight to sit through.