2024 / 116m - USA
Fantasy, Action
1.0*/5.0*
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Plot: Cassandra is a hardened ambulance driver who lives for her job. While on the job, she nearly drowns, which awakens nascent superpowers tied to her past. She teams up with three young women to unlock the secrets of her past, but they need to deal with Ezekiel first, a man hellbent on keeping Cassandra's past hidden.

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June 09, 2025

1.0*/5.0*

If you've ever wondered why Hollywood writers are so afraid to be replaced by AI, it's probably because you need seven of them to come up with this piece of generic trash. It is by far one of the laziest superhero movies I've seen in a while, and it's only because of its stupidity that I found some minor things to like about it.

The plot is terrible, the bad guy is a complete numbnut, the editing is terrible, and the styling is equally unattractive. Madame Web is as plain as can be, a sign that the superhero genre has finally lost all of its momentum and should cool down a little before trying to reinvent itself again.