films seen
1
average score
1.50*
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Alive and kicking
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Plain forgettable

The VelociPastor

2018 / 75m - USA
Comedy, Horror
1.5*/5.0*
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A film that loses itself trying to be ode and parody in one. Steere is clearly aware of the kind of film he's making here, which is fine as long as he keeps introducing new and crazy things. But halfway through the ideas start to dry up and what's left is a cheap parody of trash cinema. Some laughs to be had, but it's not enough.