films seen
2
average score
1.25*
nationality
status
Alive and kicking

Movies


The Thirteenth Floor

1999 / 100m - USA
Sci-fi, Thriller
1.5*/5.0*
The Thirteenth Floor poster

This one was a bit of an unknown for me. I'd never heard of the film before, but it received some decent feedback, and it was just a click away on Netflix. Not quite sure what people were thinking, The Thirteenth Floor is a poorly realized sci-fi flick that fails on pretty much every level.

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Bullshit story aside, the choice to go for a '30s universe is ridiculous and takes away from the overall sci-fi feel. The performances are absolute crap, the film looks dirt cheap, the pacing is all over the place. Add to that a disappointing finale, and all that's left is some very basic, bland genre filler. Not good.


It's Alive

2008 / 80m - USA
Horror
1.0*/5.0*
It's Alive poster