films seen
average score
Alive and kicking


Queen of the Damned

2002 / 101m - USA
Fantasy, Horror
Queen of the Damned poster

Some kind of MTV project where a famed vampire ventures into the nu-metal scene and becomes a real rock star. The plot is pretty horrible, effects come off as cheap and the acting isn't really a selling point, but there's a little charm present. It doesn't save the film, but it at least makes it somewhat bearable.

Battlestar Galactica

2003 / 183m - USA
Sci-fi, Adventure
Battlestar Galactica poster

My introduction to the Battlestar Galactica franchise. I was never a fan of these sci-fi TV series growing up, the cheap decors and schmaltzy plots were pretty off-putting. I was hoping for something extra, seeing as this is basically two feature films stuck together, but that turned out to be idle hope.

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Mankind is fleeing from the Cylons, a race of robots they created themselves and are now annihilating the human race. The last remaining humans manage to escape out into space and set off on a quest to find Earth, not knowing that the Cylons have evolved quite a bit without them realizing it.

The sets are cheap, the CG is hideous, and the cast is C-grade. It's clear that on-screen action had to be avoided as much as possible, the characters are bland and unsympathetic though and the plot is as basic as it gets. They could've told this story in two TV episodes, it's a shame they dragged it out to a 3-hour crapfest.