films seen
4
average score
2.13*
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A film tailored to the needs of young teen boys. Van Damme takes the lead, there's a half-arsed sci-fi plot, some random nudity, and second-rate action. Mix it all together and you get exactly what Hollywood executives think a teenage boy likes. And maybe they're right, but man is this the type of film you can easily outgrow.
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Van Damme isn't great, but neither is the rest of the cast. The direction is bland, the plot is ridiculous and the genre elements are poorly realized. It's fast-paced and cheesy though, which prevents it from becoming a complete slog, but that's not much of a saving grace. Not my kind of film.