2.5*/5.0*
GeGeGe no Kitaro Yokai Kiden: Mateki Elohim Essaim poster

An adaptation of the infamous GeGeGe no Kitaro manga. I'm vaguely familiar with the franchise, so I figured it would be fun to watch this '80s TV adaptation. And fun it was, though you have to be a little lenient, as the effects and costumes are extremely basic. Understandably so, as there was quite a bit of fantasy lore to cover.

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Kitaro and his crew are wandering around aimlessly, with no money and an empty stomach. Suddenly Kitaro gets a letter from an old friend, who asks him for help. The boy's teacher has gone missing after meeting a strange woman. Kitaro immediately understands he's dealing with treacherous Yokai and decides to help out his friend.

Some of the characters looked like school-play rejects, but there are so many fantasy elements that it's only normal corners had to be cut. The pacing is extremely high too and the film covers quite a bit of ground in merely 60 minutes. A fun fantasy outing, somewhat charming, but hardly cinematic.

Poor Things

2023 / 141m - UK
Drama, Fantasy
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Lanthimos goes all-in and delivers his first full-on masterpiece. Poor Things is a film bustling with creativity, dripping with excess, and referencing so many styles and stories that it's almost impossible to see it as a singular work. And yet it feels polished and complete. It's Frankenstein by the way of The Handmaiden, peppered with Wes Anderson influences and flashes of Perfume. It took Lanthimos a while to develop his signature style in something I could wholeheartedly appreciate, but Poor Things is 100% that film. A very cool surprise.

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

2023 / 124m - USA
Fantasy, Adventure
0.5*/5.0*
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The superhero genre has run its course for the time being, and I don't mind a bit. That doesn't mean that they've abandoned production completely, it's just that the big hypes seem to be behind us, as these films are becoming less dominant in the box office results. All that remains are some empty and shallow remnants of a more glorious past. And that's exactly what this Aquaman sequel feels like.

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During an expedition, a hidden world is discovered. While exploring it, a team finds a mythical trident. He who wields it is granted incredible powers, but the full power of the trident can only be unleashed by freeing its owner. Its owner isn't a very friendly man, so Aquaman will go to great lengths to save the Earth. Etcetera.

The first film was horrible, this is even worse. The visuals are an absolute eyesore, Jason Momoa has zero charm (or comedic timing for that matter), and the rest of the cast should be embarrassed to feature in such a terribly written film. James Wan needs to do better, or just stick to his guns.

Where the Wind Blows

Feng Zai Qi Shi
2022 / 144m - Hong Kong
Thriller, Crime
3.0*/5.0*
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Philip Yung's Where the Wind Blows plays like a mid-00s Hong Kong crime flick (think Andrew Lau's Confession of Pain), but with a more Kar-Wai-like aesthetic and some contemporary Hong Kong cinema limitations. It's a solid flick, but it fails to excel as a genre work and a Philip Yung film.

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Kong and Lok are two righteous cops surrounded by corruption. They do their best to keep their heads above water, but the system is so corrupt that their good intentions cannot prevail. Through the turbulent history of Hong Kong itself, we follow their lives as they spiral out of control.

Tony Leung, Aaron Kwok, and Du Juan shine in this star-studded crime epic, the rest of the cast is solid too. The soundtrack is interesting and the cinematography is a step up from the usual Hong Kong fare, but the plot is basic and the runtime excessive. In a niche that's been done to death, you need to stand out, and that's where Yung fails. Fine genre filler, but not the future classic it aimed to be.

Burnt by the Sun

Utomlennye Solntsem
1994 / 135m - Russia
Drama, War
2.0*/5.0*
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A somewhat atypical Russian film, in that it is quite dynamic, joyous, and loud. It's far removed from the sullen and serious films that are usually associated with Russian cinema, though I'm not entirely convinced that it helped the quality of the film. It often felt like a lesser Kusturica.

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Kolonel Kotov is considered a national hero, but his idyllic summer spent with his family is about to be turned upside down. When his cousin Mitya arrives at Kotov's summer house, Kotov suspects he isn't just there for a friendly visit. Mitya is popular with the ladies, which puts Kotov even further on guard.

The camera is often a little too close to the characters, actors are shouting half of the time and there's generally an abundance of noise and excitement. The plot isn't that interesting though and the film is at least 30 minutes too long. It's not a complete bust, the lighter tone does make for a somewhat easier watch, but it's not a film that will remain with me for long.

There Is Light

Kurayami Kara Te wo Nobase
2013 / 68m - Japan
Drama
3.5*/5.0*
There Is Light poster

A film that reminded me of the early 00 dramas coming out of Japan. A somewhat taboo subject, but handled with the proper care, without being too prude or sensitive, and always respectful. It's a precarious balance and not everyone may agree, but I found this a very interesting and unique drama.

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Saori is starting work at an escort service that only picks clients with a physical disability. She is looking for a safer environment to work in, but she's not entirely prepared for the emotional pain that comes with her new job. When she tries to befriend one of her clients, things don't go quite as planned.

Even though this is a film about a sex worker, there is no onscreen (explicit) nudity. This is a drama film pur sang, so people hoping for a pinku (to each his kinks) should look elsewhere. The performances are good, the drama feels genuine and the short runtime makes sure that the film doesn't outstay its welcome. A pleasant discovery.

Sant Tukaram

1936 / 131m - India
Drama, Musical
0.5*/5.0*
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I'll say this: Sant Tukaram is short for a Bollywood film. It still flings beyond the 2-hour mark, but that's about an hour shorter than most other renowned Bollywood films. Better not get too excited though, because there's a lot of (horrid) song and music here, which makes it feel like a 4-hour film.

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When Tukaram's wife and child die of hunger, he loses all hope and turns his back on the materialistic world he's living in. He neglects his second family and turns to faith, collecting religious songs and poetry. Some people are enamoured by Tukaram and want to become his followers, while others envy his popularity.

The first five minutes will tell you everything you need to know about this film. If you can appreciate the music, the songs, and the performances, you're probably in for a good time. I on the hand had to turn the volume down just to cope. Not that I'm surprised that classic Bollywood isn't for me, but this was something else.

Children of the Dark

Yami no Kodomo-tachi
2008 / 138m - Japan
Drama, Crime
2.5*/5.0*
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This was no doubt meant to be "an important" film, but the result is a little too iffy for it to make a big impact. Some big names, a runtime that easily exceeds the 2-hour mark, and a story with grave social impact. But all you get for it is a meager cinematic experience that borders on sentimental.

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Hiroyuki is a Japanese journalist working in Thailand. He is investigating a story about illegal organ donors, but the closer he comes to the truth, the more he realizes that there's a much bigger and more sinister network hiding behind these crimes. Luckily, he gets some help from well-meaning citizens.

Sakamoto's direction is a little too dire, the performances aren't great (despite some real acting talent present) and the runtime is excessive for a story that is quite predictable. It's not a terrible film, there are some memorable moments scattered throughout, but it needed a better director.

A Boy and His Dog

1975 / 91m - USA
Comedy, Sci-fi
2.5*/5.0*
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A cute little sci-fi flick, set in 2024 (pretty appropriate I guess). It's one of those post-apocalyptic wasteland films, though with a more original twist. Sadly, it's also a bit childish, and parts of it seem aimed at a younger audience. It's a weird mix of elements, but at least it kept me intrigued until the end.

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Vic is one of the few survivors of WWIV. Together with his telepathic dog, he wanders the wastelands, looking for food and women while trying to avoid the violence that surrounds him. When he meets Quilla he thinks he has hit the jackpot, but Vic doesn't realize he's been observed from afar.

The conversations between Vic and his dog are rather silly, and the two halves of the film don't fit together all that well, but there's a lightness here that makes this an easy film to watch. Things get a little too childish at times and it wouldn't have hurt if the direction had been a bit edgier, but this was still pretty amusing.

Age of Nudity

Suppadaka no Nenrei
1959 / 54m - Japan
Crime
2.5*/5.0*
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Size matters. Suzuki's Age of Nudity is a cute little film, but it would've been a lot less interesting at twice the length. 50 minutes is relatively short, but the story is pretty basic and the strict pacing makes sure that there are no lulls. A film like this doesn't need to be much longer.

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Sabu is a young boy growing up in a poor family. He wants to go to school, but his parents lack the money. So he joins a gang of rascals who work together to get some bucks together. Not everything they do is legit, but they try to stay clear of true criminal behavior. Until one of them steals cash from the Yakuza.

The film has some pleasant action scenes, the performances are decent enough and there's enough variation to keep the 50 minutes engaging. Other than that, it's noticeably a film of a director still finding his signature style. Not Suzuki's greatest work, but it was quite a bit better that I'd expected it to be.

The Eel

Unagi
1997 / 117m - Japan
Drama, Crime
3.0*/5.0*
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Japan's 90s Cannes winner. Of all the Japanese films that were made in the 90s, I have no clue why this one managed to win this prestigious prize though. I know that Imamura is a respected director, and The Eel isn't a terrible film, but there's not much that jumps out here. Even a second viewing couldn't reveal the film's secret.

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When Takuro catches his wife with another man, he murders her. He is sent to prison and is released again eight years later. He starts his life anew, in a small village, where he opens a barber shop. He tries to stay out of trouble, but when he meets Keiko, a young woman resembling his late wife, Takuro can't help but fall in love again.

Koji Yakusho's performance is solid but nothing too out of the ordinary, the mix of drama and crime elements works well, but it's been done before. There are some slightly more surreal scenes, but they feel a bit flimsy, the ending on the other hand was a bit too farcical. Not bad, but not all that memorable either.

Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

2018 / 114m - UK
Romance, Musical
1.0*/5.0*
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again poster

Here We Go Again is the perfect title for this second part. Fans will exclaim it with glee, others will whimper it with desperation in their voice. I certainly didn't need another two hours of bad renditions of a band I never cared for in the first place. But here we are, blockbuster cinema is ruthless.

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Sophie is trying to honor the memory of her mother by restoring the hotel she once dreamed of. She is pregnant, but her relationship isn't going as planned. Meanwhile, we see how her mother got pregnant with Sophie and how it is that she is unsure of the identity of her true father.

This film is pretty much a redo of the first film. A pleasant Greek setting is about the only real appeal there is, the rest is just bad music and bad choreographies. The actors weren't picked for their voices, the plot is bland and the romance never feels genuine. Let's hope they don't go for a third round.