films seen
3
average score
1.17*
nationality
status
Alive and kicking

Movies


Papillon

1973 / 151m - USA
Adventure
1.5*/5.0*
Papillon poster

Patton

1970 / 172m - USA
War
1.5*/5.0*
Patton poster

Biography about a boorish US army general who made a name for himself during WWII. I'm not big on army films, in part due to the crude characters army films love to promote. Patton is 100% that, a glorification of a man who got things done by being as blunt and pigheaded as possible.

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I'm not 100% sure if intended, but Schaffner's portrayal of Patton is somewhat comical. A simple-minded army nut with crass one-liners who tramples through war like an elephant in a china shop. That's amusing enough for a while, but it doesn't fill three hours of film. The second half really drags, making this quite an ordeal to finish.


Planet of the Apes

1968 / 112m - USA
Adventure, Sci-fi
0.5*/5.0*
Planet of the Apes poster