Father Figures

2017 / 113m - USA
Comedy, Drama
1.5*/5.0*
Father Figures poster

Moot comedy that is nothing more than a string of expected events. There are enough funny people involved, but they simply don't get the opportunity to do what they do best. By the time the comedy inevitably turns into drama, it's pretty much a lost cause.

Don't Say a Word

2001 / 113m - USA
Drama, Mystery, Thriller
1.5*/5.0*
Don't Say a Word poster

Feels like a 90s thriller, made in 2001. It tries to be twisty, witty and sharp, but it comes off as lame, predictable and lifeless. The film bets everything on Michael Douglas, but Gary Fleder is no Fincher and the result is ultimately forgettable.

Australien skies

2015 / 74m - Australia
Documentary
1.0*/5.0*
Australien skies poster

Aliens, who doesn't love them. Sadly just about every single doc talking about them is terrible. This one promised a more indepth look into the people who claim to have spotted them, but in the end it was just another platform for some stupid theories and blurry sightings.

Annihilation

2018 / 115m - UK
Sci-fi, Horror, Adventure
2.5*/5.0*
Annihilation poster

Interesting concept, let down by some questionable CG, slow pacing, a lackluster score, subpar creature design and a general lack of tension. Garland is a good writer, but a rather poor director. The finale is so garish that it has to be seen to be believed.

That Awkward Moment

2014 / 94m - USA
Comedy, Romance
1.5*/5.0*
That Awkward Moment poster

Basic romantic comedy that could've worked, if not for its horrible plot and characters. A dumb pact between friends to remain single ends up sabotaging their potential romances. If you can't guess how it ends from that, this film may still work for you. It didn't for me.

Mukoku

2017 / 125m - Japan
Drama
Mukoku poster

Kumakiri is back on track. Mukoku is a powerful drama mixed with strong genre elements (in the form of Kendo). The acting is superb, the film looks lush and the score is a real asset. Not as subtle as you may expect from a Japanese drama, but not worse for it.

10x10

2018 / 88m - UK
Thriller
3.0*/5.0*
10x10 poster

Not bad, but tries to be smarter than it actually is. The first half hour is tense and on point, but then it starts to dawn what is really happening. Only the film keeps on pretending it's still a mystery, which screws with the pacing of the entire second half. A missed opportunity.

Beautiful Duckling

Yang Ya Ren Jia
1965 / 111m - Taiwan
Drama
1.0*/5.0*
Beautiful Duckling poster

Chinese classic that offers little more than a long-winded narrative. Stylistically there's absolutely nothing happening, the actors are loud and obnoxious and the plot is hardly worth a second glance. It's mind-boggling how they managed to get 120 minutes of material out of it.

The Institute

2017 / 90m - USA
Thriller
2.0*/5.0*
The Institute poster

A Dangerous Method meets Eyes Wide Shut and Pit & the Pendulum. There's a lot of potential here, but the result feels a little cheap. The film tries to come off as serious and deep, but it can't escape its shallow foundation, nor some dubious performances.

2.0*/5.0*
Bad Neighbours 2: Sorority Rising poster

A rather pool sequel. It's a carbon copy of the first one, only with a frat girls instead of frat boys. Some dull drug jokes, half-witty PC comments and typical Rogen-moments later, it's already over. The highlight of the film is Zac Efron, which is quite telling.