Vermilion Pleasure Night: The Color of Life

2002 / 95m - Japan
Comedy - Anthology
3.5*/5.0*
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Japanese comedy can be downright bonkers, and this collection of sketches/short films takes full advantage of that. There's a pretty basic narrative frame that tries to tie things together, but ultimately, you're watching a handful of returning ideas in a constant bid to outweird the rest.

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Ishibashi goes full-out here, mixing seemingly random ideas with dark comedy and pure absurdity. I think I liked the Fuccon stories the best, but they're all quite nutters, and if you're into Japanese comedy, they'll provide plenty of laughs. Its non-cinematic roots are a bit too apparent for a higher rating, but I had a lot of fun with this one.

The Wedding Waltz

Katsastus
1988 / 56m - Finland
Comedy, Drama
2.5*/5.0*
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It's a good thing they kept this short, because if this had been feature-length, it would've been a lot harder to get through. The setup is relatively basic, the drama isn't all that special, and the comedy is mostly implied. It's a light-hearted film not to be taken too seriously, don't expect any loud laughs.

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The performances are okay, mostly because the actors look the part (i.e. pretty dumb and ill-behaved). Their adventures are somewhat random, and there's no proper conclusion, but it's decent enough while it lasts. All in all, a forgettable film that struggled to stand out, but it didn't bore me either.

Female Prisoner Scorpion: Jailhouse 41

Joshu Sasori: Dai-41 Zakkyo-Bo
1972 / 89m - Japan
Thriller, Crime
3.5*/5.0*
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I once watched a remake I quite liked, but never took the effort to watch the originals. Shame on me, I guess, because this was quite the experience. I probably should've started with the first one, but this isn't what you call complex entertainment. If you like your violence stylized and gritty, you're in the right place.

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The cinematography and use of color are downright impressive. The performances are also solid, but Meiko Kaji's performance is by far the most captivating. This is exploitation cinema, so don't expect any rosy, light-hearted narratives, but it's not just plain, cheap entertainment either. I'm interested in watching the rest of the series now.

I Can't Stop Biting You

Chii Tomodachi
2022 / 80m - Japan
Comedy, Fantasy
3.5*/5.0*
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Oshii's latest is an extension of an anime series he directed. It's a school club film that is light and breezy, so don't expect greatness, but even though it's very different from what he's usually making, you can still recognize his hand in some of the scenes (the flashbacks in particular are vintage Oshii).

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The film isn't nearly as polished as his best work, nor is it as inventive or original, but the premise is fun (The Last Vampire meets Windy Tales), the film is funny enough, and the runtime is short. I prefer it when Oshii is given more freedom to do what he wants, but I still had a lot of fun with this one.

Caged

1950 / 97m - USA
Crime
1.0*/5.0*
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An early prison drama about a young woman who comes out worse than she came in. The film looks and feels like a typical noir, but the story is more focused on drama than crime. The biggest problem with that is the horrendous performances, which make it extremely hard to care for any of it.

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The presentation is also rather dull. Apart from the usual darker black-and-white cinematography, the camera work and editing are negligible. The plot is basic and predictable, and the film has no reason to extend beyond the 90-minute mark. Not a great film, despite its more serious reputation.

Lie lie Lie

1997 / 123m - Japan
Comedy, Mystery
3.5*/5.0*
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A fun and quirky film by Shun Nakahara. I haven't seen much from him, but like Shinji Somai, he appears to be a director who deserves a deep dive. With an excellent cast, some unexpected narrative twists, and a polished presentation, Nakahara kept me glued to the screen for the entire runtime.

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80s and 90s Japanese cinema is a little undervalued, but that makes it all the more fun to discover some of these hidden gems. The film doesn't quite reach the highs of the more younger and more ambitious directors who were making a name for themselves, but if you like Japanese cinema and you appreciate their unique sense of style, this is an easy recommend.

Honey Don't!

2025 / 88m - USA
Comedy, Crime
3.5*/5.0*
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I like Ethan Coen's recent change of direction. Without his brother around, he seems to be leaning more into the kitsch and camp of his characters and plotlines, which makes for far more entertaining movies. Nothing here is to be taken seriously, and that makes it a lot easier to stomach.

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Qualley and Plaza are an excellent duo, the rest of the cast is clearly in on the joke, the pacing is slick, the characters are dumb and goofy, and the plot is razor-thin. This is a comedy first and foremost, a film that aims to amuse and doesn't want to overstay its welcome. Don't expect too much of it, just enjoy the ride.

Barking Dogs Never Bite

Flandersui Gae
2000 / 110m - South Korea
Comedy, Mystery
3.0*/5.0*
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Bong Joon Ho's first feature film is pretty amusing. It's not the craziest or most eyecatching film he has made, but it's tonally consistent, regularly funny, and properly paced. Most Korean films of that era are the opposite, and not in a good way, so it's nice to see Ho built his legacy on a solid foundation.

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The lead character is a bit of a chump, but that's what drives the comedy. The mystery is fine, the comedy has a slightly darker edge, and the pacing is solid, though I feel the film could've been a tiny bit shorter. It's a solid opener from Ho and a film that fans of his work should definitely seek out.

She Taught Me Serendipity

Kyo no Sora ga Ichiban Suki, to Mada Ienai Boku Wa
2024 / 127m - Japan
Drama, Romance
3.0*/5.0*
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A decent enough drama, but I couldn't find anything that really set it apart from all the others. The characters were a tad dull, the presentation was polished but lacked identity, and the plot turned out to be a little too predictable, especially for a 2+ hour film. None of it was outright bad or disappointing, but it was just too basic.

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Films like this are a dime a dozen, so directors need to put in extra effort to make them stand out. I felt that was lacking here. Both director and cast fell short of turning this into something memorable, and so what remains is a decent, enjoyable film, but nothing worth remembering or raving about.

Another fun and varied installment in the Love, Death + Robots anthology series. If you love animation and you like to see directors do their thing, no holds barred, then these anthologies should be right up your alley. The no-show of Alberto Mielgo is a bit of a bummer, and some shorts miss the mark completely, but there's still more than enough to look forward to.

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Some of these shorts are too lazy, too predictable, or don't do enough with the art style to warrant their inclusion, but it is offset by some truly original and inspiring works. Close Encounters of the Mini Kind, How Zeke Got Religion, and For He Can Creep were my favorites, so be sure to give them a go.

Man of Marble

Czlowiek z Marmuru
1977 / 160m - Poland
Drama
1.5*/5.0*
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Wajda is no doubt one of Poland's most lauded directors, but so far I haven't really gelled with his work. It's either very political or war-inspired, and it has a strong Eastern European vibe, but maybe I just need to watch some of his more recent films to get a better impression of his style.

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Man of Marble isn't slow or uneventful, so that's something. Wajda plays around with different forms, but the film is long-winding, and the presentation is drab. I didn't care much for the performances, nor the story that was being told, so I was pretty much done with the film before the entire second act even started.

Bodied

2017 / 120m - USA
Drama, Music
3.0*/5.0*
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With Eminem on board as a producer, this was clearly trying to replicate some of the success of 8 Mile. And the film does a pretty decent job, though the contrast between the rap battles and university life is a bit too exaggerated at times. Because of that, the drama ends up being too cheesy.

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The lead performances are nice, though, and the rap battles themselves, which take up quite a bit of time, are entertaining. The presentation is solid too, it's just the drama that never really finds its footing, making the 2-hour runtime a tad excessive. But Bodied is nice, if you appreciate hip-hop wordplay.

Kunoichi, the Lady Ninja: Yagyu Gaiden

Kunoichi Ninpô-chô: Yagyû Gaiden
1998 / 106m - Japan
Fantasy, Action
3.0*/5.0*
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You can think of this as a live-action Ninja Scroll. It looks a bit older than its actual age, and the rock-inspired score doesn't help, but the film offers a bonkers mix of action and fantasy, which should appeal to everyone who likes a bit of maximalist excess. Just don't expect anything too stylish.

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It felt like a precursor to the Sushi Typhoon madness, but with more focus on plot and lore, rather than pure unadulterated entertainment. The film's a bit long and there are slight pacing issues, but when the action/fantasy scenes take center stage, this is one hell of a ride. Good stuff.

The Last Command

1928 / 88m - USA
Drama, War
0.5*/5.0*
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A rather straightforward silent film from Josef von Sternberg. It's a basic narrative with lofty overacting, a continuous score, and lots of intertitles to explain what is happening. It's not the kind of silent cinema I prefer, but I'm not surprised this is what Sternberg was making before there were talkies.

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The performances aren't great, the story wasn't very interesting, and even though the film isn't all that long, the pacing is sluggish, and it was a hassle to get to the end. The presentation didn't have anything to offer either. Fans of classic cinema will find something to like, no doubt, but this just wasn't for me.

Love God

1997 / 82m - USA
Comedy, Horror
1.0*/5.0*
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Too cheap and amateurish to be enjoyable. If you love Lloyd Kaufman's work, then this might be something for you. I simply couldn't get past the horrible performances and poor special effects. And while the film is certainly weird enough, it didn't seem all that interesting or original, regardless.

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The soundtrack deserves a special mention, as it's non-stop noisy nonsense that seems in no way related to what is happening on screen. I wish they'd put a bit more effort into this, because the potential was surely there to turn this into a wacky, fun film. But it takes more than a couple of ideas to make a great film.

Alpha

2025 / 128m - France
Drama, Mystery
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Ducournau's latest is probably her densest and most challenging film to date. It's a mix of themes, niches, and influences that fight for dominance, without any one of them ever gaining the upper hand. It's an audiovisual rollercoaster, but also a very personal and humane film. It's fantastical but engaged, emotional but also distant. It's a film that deserves to be watched on the big screen and stands well among her other films. It's not quite up there with Titane, but it's another unique and interesting film that has no trouble standing out from the crowd.

Royal Warriors

Wong Ga Jin Si
1986 / 96m - Hong Kong
Action, Crime
3.0*/5.0*
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Part of the In The Line of Duty series (in the West), from what I can see, the sequel to Yes Madam in Hong Kong. They sure had a way of messing up franchises and releases back in the day. It doesn't really matter though, this is a solid Hong Kong action film that will be a treat for everyone who loves 80s Jackie Chan films.

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Michelle Yeoh is excellent and easily outshines her costars. The action sequences are fun and impressive, while the pacing and runtime are perfect. The bad guys are less appealing, and the film felt a bit too familiar for someone who has seen all the big Hong Kong action spectacles of that era, but other than that, this was wildly entertaining.