Conspiracy Theory

1997 / 135m - USA
Action, Thriller
2.0*/5.0*
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Probably not a film that could still be made today (in Hollywood). Take a conspiracy theorist and make his theory a reality, that's not a message they want to sell in the US right now. Other than that, this was a pretty basic action thriller. A few twists, a couple of familiar faces, and that's that.

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Donner could've done more with it, but he didn't seem that inspired. Roberts and Gibson are a bland pairing (especially Gibson is a bit iffy here), the film is too long and Stewart is a poor baddie. The film is still somewhat amusing and taken as a simple blockbuster there's some fun to be had, but you must be a pretty big 90s fan to get excited about this.

The Abandoned

Cha Wu Ci Xin
2022 / 128m - Taiwan
Mystery, Crime
3.5*/5.0*
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A pretty standard police procedural, but executed with the kind of flair you expect to see from a Taiwanese film. The story and setup are basic and there's little more than a couple of cops chasing down a killer (and yes, there are a few twists left and right, but even that's expected nowadays).

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The performances are solid, the pacing is on point and the runtime isn't too excessive. Where this film scores extra points is the cinematography, which is a big step up from the usual genre fare. The framing in particular is stylish, but the color story also deserves a mention. It's a good film, though very much by the numbers.

Cruel Gun Story

Kenjû Zankoku Monogatari
1964 / 87m - Japan
Crime
1.5*/5.0*
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A classic Japanese crime flick. Even more so because Jô Shishido takes on the lead role. He is the epitome of Japan's 60s crime cinema, and Cruel Gun Story is probably a pretty good entry if you're interested in the genre. It's decidedly Japanese, but also shares enough common traits with its Western counterparts.

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Like a lot of Western noirs, most of the film is spent on dialogues in rather dire settings. The acting is somewhat better than usual and there are a handful of decently shot action scenes, but it's not enough to make this a captivating heist film. I'm not a fan of the genre and era though, so your mileage may differ.

Striking Rescue

2024 / 106m - China
Action
3.0*/5.0*
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Not bad, but I wish they'd put a bit more effort into the cast and the introduction of the characters. All the ingredients are here to deliver a kick-ass action flick, but some of the performances are subpar and the bad guys look rather plain. It's a good thing Jaa is still doing his usual stunt work.

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The gun fights are also a little lacking, luckily most of the action is of the martial arts kind. The cinematography is solid, the pacing is slick and Jaa is allowed to show off his skills. With a bit more craft and attention to detail, this could've been an action classic, but action fans won't be disappointed.

Shallow Grave

1994 / 89m - UK
Comedy, Thriller
3.5*/5.0*
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A simple but fun start to Danny Boyle's career. It's not the first film where a group of friends turns paranoid after a dark secret rips their friendship apart, and Boyle's direction isn't quite confident enough to set it apart from like-minded films, but the humor and entertainment value keep the film afloat.

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Fox and McGregor are a lot of fun, the setup is amusing and even though there aren't any real twists, the pacing and limited runtime make sure the film never starts to drag or loses its momentum. Boyle still had to cover a large gap to get to Trainspotting, but if you want to see the first shimmers of his talent, you can't really go wrong with this one.

A Shot in the Dark

1964 / 102m - USA
Comedy, Mystery
1.5*/5.0*
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A more openly comedic entry in the Pink Panther series. I was quite on board with this being primarily a comedy, sadly, the comedy itself wasn't very funny. It's very old-fashioned slap-stick humor. Sellers does his best, but he can't save the film from coming off as very dusty and outdated.

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The murder mystery might appeal to people who care for that kind of thing, I'm used to ignoring all the guessing up front and just getting all the necessary info fed at the very end. It's just easier that way. This wasn't the worst of its kind, but I don't think I've laughed once, which is not great for a comedy.

One Last Bloom

Haru ni Chiru
2023 / 133m - Japan
Sport
3.0*/5.0*
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Zeze makes a boxing movie. One Last Bloom hardly tries to break free from the confines of the genre, but some interesting tidbits make things a bit more interesting. There's only one thing here that caught me off guard, and that's how much Sho Aikawa has aged. No more cool guy roles for him I'm afraid.

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Other than that, this is a simple rise-to-fame story about a young, talented boxer. The drama elements are more outspoken and the fights are a tad more subdued, but if you've seen a few boxing films you'll know what to expect. Zeze could've done more with it, but overall it was an enjoyable film.

Before Sunset

2004 / 80m - USA
Romance
3.5*/5.0*
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A worthy sequel. Where the first film had a youthful and vibrant energy Before Sunset feels a bit more sedate and mature. The characters have grown up, they're already regretting some of their past choices and they're dealing with the consequences. Still, romance hasn't completely left them yet.

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The conversations are pleasant, but a little forced at times. And the walk through Paris is nice, but also a little cheesy (it's an American and romanticized view for sure). Other than that, this is a lovely little film. There's no fat to trim, the characters are given a new dimension and the ending is once again perfect.

Oddity

2024 / 98m - Ireland
Horror
3.0*/5.0*
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Mc Carty's latest film confirms he has a nose for horror cinema, but the film itself is a bit plain and predictable. Caveat has a nicer and more intriguing premise, whereas Oddity is a standard haunting story. If there's anything original here, it's more in the added crime elements, but they felt a tad unnecessary.

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It's hard to fault the film for specific parts. The performances are good, the presentation is stylish, and the pacing and runtime are perfect. It's just that the haunting are quite tame and the payoff is a bit basic. Mc Carty is one to watch, that much is clear now. I just hope he goes for a better script next time around.

Tess

1979 / 186m - UK
Romance
1.0*/5.0*
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A pretty tepid (and lengthy) costume drama about a headstrong girl from a poor family who faces a lot of hardship. It's an extremely classic and old-fashioned affair. It's not something I like very much, and it certainly didn't help that Polanski stretched it to a full 180 minutes. I could've done with half of that.

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Kinski is decent, the rest of the cast is pretty generic (or extremely stereotypical). The setting is dire, the presentation is dull and the drama didn't do much for me. This is a film for people who love classic tales with all their heart, which is pretty much the opposite of what I'm hoping to find. Not great.

Smile 2

2024 / 127m - USA
Horror
2.5*/5.0*
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I remember virtually nothing about the first one, apart from not liking it all that much. This sequel is more ambitious, in a sense you could even call it the Hollywood take on The Substance, but that doesn't mean it's a great film. It's mostly too long and not very scary, even when it tries very hard to be.

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Scott does a decent job and the setup isn't too bad, but it takes a long time before the film gets up to speed and the hauntings are mediocre. The payoff is also underwhelming (borderline silly I'd say) and the two-hour runtime is completely unwarranted. It's a slight improvement over the first one, but I expected more after all the praise.

I Want to Live!

1958 / 120m - USA
Drama, Crime
1.0*/5.0*
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There are some light crime elements here, especially during the first half of the film, but it's more about the drama surrounding a woman who gets into a lot of trouble for things that shouldn't have landed her on death row. It's a pretty tragic story, but the film itself never was gripping or emotional.

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Hayward's performance is far from nuanced, the trial during the second half is dull and the crime elements in the first part were typical noir (read: quite dusty and forced). Two hours is way too long for this one, a case like this no doubt deserved a better film. Maybe noir and/or courtroom drama fans might find something here though.

The Little Things

2021 / 128m - USA
Mystery, Crime
3.0*/5.0*
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Not the most original of films, but it's well-executed. There is no lack of murder mysteries and police procedurals, and The Little Things walks a familiar path, at least for the first three-quarters of the film. The finale is where things get a bit more interesting, though it's not quite enough to turn this into a memorable film.

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The performances are strong and the deliberate pacing gives the film some extra weight. Malek-Washington is a good combo, while Leto is a perfect weirdo. I guess the film could've been a little shorter and/or the direction could've been a bit sharper, but I had a pretty decent time with this one.

Saturday Night

2024 / 109m - USA
Comedy
2.0*/5.0*
Saturday Night poster

The film industry loves itself, and from time to time you'll get a circle-jerk movie about how magical and chaotic their business truly is. Saturday Night is exactly that but about a TV show. I'm not the biggest fan of these types of films and Reitman falls into the usual trap of overhyping these professions.

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The setup (limiting the film to the 90 minutes preceding the first live show) is a bit smarter than usual and the performances are nice. Still, the endless bustle, the hyperactive characters, and the "artistic wonder" got on my nerves after a while. I guess big fans of the show will have a better time with this, I simply didn't believe the hype.

The Reward's Yours... the Man's Mine

La Taglia è Tua... l'Uomo l'Ammazzo Io
1969 / 93m - Italy
Western
1.5*/5.0*
The Reward's Yours... the Man's Mine poster

Like most spaghetti Westerns, the plot couldn't interest me at all, but at least the presentation is a bit more fun than its US counterparts. The camera work and score are more expressive and the film leans into its pure genre elements a little more, but in the end, the characters and settings don't do enough for me.

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The performances are pretty terrible too, and the revenge story is hardly worth investing in. As such, 90 minutes is still too long, especially with some of the scenes slowing things down unnecessarily, but overall these films are a tad more fun to watch than the Fords or Eastwoods.

Thorns of Love

Koi no Ibara
2023 / 98m - Japan
Romance
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Thorns of Love is a classic love triangle that deals with more serious themes in a fun and playful way. The plot isn't too exciting, but the performances are strong and the presentation is lush. There's also a nice balance between drama, romance, and lighter thriller elements. Add some interesting twists that shed a different light on each of the characters and you have a lovely little film that shines a new light on Jojo's career.

Confession

Kokuhaku
2024 / 74m - Japan
Mystery, Thriller
3.5*/5.0*
Confession poster

This would've been a perfect late addition to the Duel project (that's Aragami and 2LDK). A fixed location, two people stuck with each other, and an increasingly tense narrative. Confession isn't quite as good as its predecessors, but it's certainly a lot of fun for people who like this kind of thing.

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The story is simple enough, but a couple of well-timed revelations and two leads who are becoming increasingly disjointed make an entertaining genre romp. The runtime is perfect, the finale is fitting and Yamashita proves once again that he can just about handle any type of story.

The House with Laughing Windows

La Casa dalle Finestre Che Ridono
1976 / 110m - Italy
Horror, Mystery
1.5*/5.0*
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There are traces of The Wicker Man here, but the Italian setting and minor Giallo elements give this film a specific mood of its own. The build-up is excessively slow though and as a slow-burner, the tension and intrigue simply aren't strong enough to warrant the sluggish pacing and near-2-hour runtime.

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The performances aren't great either, but at least the setting was kind of neat. In the first 90 minutes not much happens, it's only at the very end that the film shifts into second gear. The outcome isn't all that spectacular either, but at least the mystery was sustained throughout most of the runtime. I'm still not a fan of classic Italian horror, even though this one is quite a bit different from the typical Giallo.

The Platform 2

El Hoyo 2
2024 / 99m - Spain
Sci-fi, Horror
3.5*/5.0*
The Platform 2 poster

A solid sequel, which is more than I expected. The cool thing about the first film was discovering the concept and idea, that part is completely gone here. The setup is exactly the same as the first one, but instead of figuring out what's going on, part 2 delves deeper into societal organization.

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It's not the deepest, most subtle, or most meditative take on the subject, this is after all a genre film first, but there are still some interesting ideas here that aptly demonstrate the infighting between people stuck in a rigged system. This was another fun ride, not as original as the first one, but the extra meat to the story made up for that.