Millennium Mambo

Qianxi Manbo
2001 / 106m - Taiwan
Drama, Romance
4.5*/5.0*
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Hou's finest hour. It's been a while since I last watched this film, and it's almost inconceivable that this used to be one of the first Asian movies to be released on DVD here. I've loved this one since the first time I watched it, so I wasn't going to squander the chance to see it on the big screen. Almost 25 years later, it's still an absolute beauty.

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Sure enough, casting Shu Qi in the lead is a bit of a cheat code, but the gentle pacing, the superb score, and the lovely locations all add to the entrancing atmosphere. The soundtrack does deserve a mention, as it's still rare to see proper techno/rave music in movies. I also found out this is probably where I learned about Yubari and why I'd love to visit someday. A gentle masterpiece that's still as classy as can be.

Dust

Pyl
2005 / 107m - Russia
Mystery
2.5*/5.0*
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It's not too common to see these types of indie films in Russian cinema. Contemporary, lo-fi, and conceptual, the idea was pretty cool. On the other hand, the execution felt a little rushed and unfinished. A film like Dust tends to benefit from a nice, edgier presentation, but none of that here.

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The performances weren't too bad, and the setup is pretty fun. There are some darker shades of comedy present, an interesting core concept, and the film isn't that predictable. It's just a shame that it's a bit of an eyesore. The potential was clearly there, but the direction and the execution didn't live up to it.

Awareness

2023 / 112m - Spain
Sci-fi, Thriller
3.0*/5.0*
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There are some standout scenes here, but for some reason, this never felt like a stand-alone film. It's more like an extended pilot of a series that never materialized. I can't pinpoint exactly what made me get that impression, because the budget was there, and Awareness is cinematic enough. Perhaps it's because everything felt a bit rushed and incomplete.

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The performances are solid, the sci-fi designs are pretty cool, and the action scenes are on point. I didn't care so much for the back story, and the villain's a little too cheesy, but it's a film that kept me entertained. There are no obvious weak points, and it's perfectly fine genre filler, I just can't help but feel the potential was there to do more with it.

Alivehoon

2022 / 121m - Japan
Sport
3.0*/5.0*
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The Japanese sister of the more recent Gran Turismo film. An e-gamer works hard to become an actual pro racer, only we're talking drifting matches here. It's not the most original story, and if you've seen a few racing films, you should know what to expect. And that's including the ending.

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The drifting is a nice touch. It adds a bit of extra cool to the racing scenes and helps to set this apart from similar films. Shimoyama's direction is appropriate (as always), the racing scenes are tense, and the drama is solid, although a bit slow (resulting in a slightly bloated runtime. Not the greatest racing film out there, but solid filler if you like this kinda thing.

Weapons

2025 / 128m - USA
Horror, Mystery
3.0*/5.0*
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The film starts strong and ends strong, but the 90 minutes in between are a bit of a struggle. The mystery slowly dims, the scares aren't very effective, and the narrative structure introduces too much dramatic overhead. Which is a real shame, because the premise of Weapons has lots of potential.

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The performances are solid, and the core mystery is interesting enough. The soundtrack is a bit ill-fitting, though, and the presentation in general is lacking. The middle part is also way too slow, but the added comedy at the end made sense, and there are some memorable moments. I just needed a tighter, more tense film to fully enjoy this.

Black Orpheus

Orfeu Negro
1959 / 107m - Brazil
Drama, Romance
2.0*/5.0*
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This wasn't my first adaptation of the Orpheus story, but I can't say the plot rang a bell. And to be fair, I'll probably say the same thing the next time I watch an Orpheus adaptation. What will stick is the lively mood of this film. It's set during Brazilian carnival, and that makes a big difference.

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I didn't care so much for the story and the characters, but the constant music and the chaotic vibe made this an easier watch than I'd anticipated. The runtime was a bit longer than needed, and there were a few too many lulls for my liking, but fans of unusual adaptations should give it a go.

Weather Girl

Otenki Onesan
1996 / 84m - Japan
Comedy, Action
3.0*/5.0*
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The plot sounds borderline acceptable, but this is one wonky little film. A mix of comedy and pinku, with added (but copious) bdsm elements and a finale inspired by early 90s Hong Kong martial arts cinema. This film is truly all over the place, but that's exactly why it was such a fun watch.

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The performances aren't great, the pinku influence is mild, and the budget limitations are plain for all to see. But the devotion and enthusiasm for something so completely nonsensical is an absolute delight. I wasn't expecting too much, but this is pure and unfiltered entertainment for those who can stomach Japan's love for the absurd.

The Guardian

by Busifan
Da Hu Fa
2017 / 93m - China
Fantasy, Adventure - Animation
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Busifan's first may not have the same visual prowess as The Storm, but his knack for creative world-building is already showing up in full force. The fantastical elements are sublime, the plot is surprisingly brazen, and the lore is beyond intriguing. The art style is fun and stylish too, though a bit more detail in the character designs would've been nice. Thank God for crowdfunding campaigns, because having seen both his feature films now, it would've been a crime if his talent had failed to surface. A delight for everyone who appreciates a proper animated fantasy film.

Sana: Let Me Hear

Anoko wa Daare?
2024 / 107m - Japan
Horror
3.0*/5.0*
Sana: Let Me Hear poster

Shimizu just keeps on churning out these films. It's not that they are terrible. Let Me Hear certainly has its moments, but there's nothing new and/or original here, and people who have any familiarity with Japanese horror cinema of the past two decades will feel a bit too comfortable watching this.

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The plot is pretty basic, the performances are decent but nothing noteworthy, and the scares aren't all that scary anymore. Repetition and predictability detract from effectiveness, after all. I will say that the cinematography was slightly above par, but other than that, this felt a bit too safe to stand out from its peers. Still decent filler though.

Kingdom 4: Return of the Great General

Kingudamu 4: Daishôgun no Kikan
2024 / 145m - Japan
Action, War
3.0*/5.0*
Kingdom 4: Return of the Great General poster

One of the better entries in the series, but it's still a bit too epic and cheesy for my taste. The action scenes are more animated, and the presentation received some extra polish. The problem lies with the more dramatic scenes in between, which are overly long and completely mess up the pacing of the film.

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The performances aren't the greatest, but they're okay for a blockbuster like this. The plot is too messy for a 4-part film spread across a period of 5 years, but it's only a problem for those who aren't fully invested in the story. The action scenes stood out, but the weaknesses of the previous films remained, and the runtime is a bit of an issue, too. While a step up from previous films, I don't need any more sequels, and I hope Sato is freed to make something more worthwhile.

Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell

Kyuketsuki Gokemidoro
1968 / 84m - Japan
Sci-fi, Horror
2.0*/5.0*
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Cheesy 60s Japanese horror. I'm a little unsure why this film has a better reputation than similar ones from that era, but it's certainly a pretty decent one, if you can handle the silliness. It does take a while to get going. The first fifteen minutes are a little unsure, but it gets noticeably better after that.

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Don't expect too much from the special effects. They look cheap and not all that creative. But the mix of stranded people and an extraterrestrial invasion is entertaining, and the limited runtime makes sure it never drags too much. I expected it to be crazier, but I've seen worse for sure.

Happy Gilmore 2

2025 / 114m - USA
Comedy
3.0*/5.0*
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As a sequel, this film is wholly unnecessary, but as a fully-fledged comedy, it's a welcome sight. There's a dearth of actual comedy movies nowadays, so even the basic ones deserve an extra pat on the back. And this sequel has plenty of random gags and jokes, so I had a good time with it.

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Sandler isn't my favorite of the Happy Madison crew, but he can pull off a role like this with his eyes closed. The biggest laughs come from secondary characters and cameos, there's plenty of nonsense (especially during the second half of the film), and nothing is ever taken too seriously. Not the greatest comedy out there, but it wouldn't be too bad to see a few more films like this being released.