Caveat

2020 / 88m - UK
Horror
3.5*/5.0*
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A dark and unsettling little horror film. With a very limited cast and a single location, Mc Carthy relies on a meticulous build-up, stellar sound design, a creepy location and some prime props to make his film stand out. And boy is he successful, if you like a good slowburner that is.

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The little bunny contraption is genius, the setting is uncanny and the lead actors do a great job. There are some unnecessary flashbacks in the middle and it might've been better if the film had left a few more things unexplained, but the superb score keeps the tension high and the film is creepy from start to finish. Good stuff.

The Yin-Yang Master: Dream of Eternity

Qing Ya Ji
2020 / 132m - China
Fantasy, Mystery
3.5*/5.0*
The Yin-Yang Master: Dream of Eternity poster

It's nice to see China is finally getting competent at CG, making films like The Yin-Yang master a lot easier to stomach. This elaborate mystery, set in a fantasy universe, is quite a spectacle. It's still not quite ready to compete with the better films in the genre (Legend of the Demon Cat comes to mind), but it's very welcome filler alright.

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The sets and costumes are lush, the cinematography is beautiful and the score has some excellent music. The problem here is that the drama is a little too heavy-handed and plentiful for a film like this, which creates some pacing issues. Other than that, a fine film, it's clear Guo feels at home in this genre.

The Transformers: The Movie

1986 / 84m - USA
Sci-fi, Action - Animation
1.5*/5.0*
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Transformers is one of those series is missed out on as a kid. I did enjoy the Bay adaptations (especially the later ones), but clearly that didn't prepare me for the chaos that is the 1986 animated film. It's like watching an entire series of content condensed into a single feature film.

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The music is absolutely horrendous, the English dub is beyond terrible (tried looking for a Japanese one but no dice) and the plot is total chaos. It's fun for a while, but I got pretty bored halfway through, which still leaves about 45 minutes of high-paced nonsense. Not a great film, but I guess it's hard to argue with nostalgia.

Anything for Jackson

2020 / 97m - Canada
Horror
3.5*/5.0*
Anything for Jackson poster

Anything for Jackson sports two of the most unlikely people ever to commit a heinous crime. It's a solid premise that is handled with the proper comedy, gravitas and gore. Without a doubt a film genre fans can warm too, the only problem is that longtime Hallmark director Dyck peeks just a little too early.

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The performances of McCarthy and Richings are pretty great, there are some cool creature designs and a couple of very worthwhile scares. The best bits are in the middle part though, meaning that finale is just a tad underwhelming. Still, a solid film by Dyck, let's hope he gets another swing at horror and doesn't get stuck directing 20 more Hallmark films.

Hillbilly Elegy

2020 / 116m - USA
Drama
0.5*/5.0*
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For those looking at the poster of Hillbilly Elegy and telling themselves it can't be as bad as it looks ... it's really that bad. Ron Howard is hardly the most subtle director and even though he can turn out a decent film if all the stars align, Hillbilly Elegy is the worst imaginable kind of Hollywood dreck.

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Not sure if the Razzies are on this year, but Close and Adams certainly deserve one. Howard and Zimmer too, just invite them all on stage at once and it'll be a short show. This was absolute drivel, the worst kind of drama stretched to reach the 120-minute mark. A real low point in Howard's career.

Sound of Violence

2021 / 94m - USA
Horror
2.5*/5.0*
Sound of Violence poster

Disappointing. I was really looking forward to a horror film that put sound front and center, even made it part of its premise, but the film itself doesn't live up to its potential. Noyer leaves too many possibilities unexplored and doesn't commit enough to the ones he tackles.

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Performances aren't great either (some secondary part in particular are below the norm), the police investigation is poor and while pretty original, the kills lack impact. While that sounds harsh, there is quite a bit to like too. The premise is original, the key scenes are well executed and the finale is pretty rad, it just wasn't enough to lift it past the disappointment.

The Invisible Man

1933 / 71m - USA
Sci-fi, Horror
1.5*/5.0*
The Invisible Man poster

Classic horror cinema is never very horrific, so I was warned and prepared when I decided to give The Invisible Man a go. And sure enough, you better not watch this one hoping to find tension and dread. While there is some charm/atmosphere here, it mostly comes from the outmodish ideas and execution of classic horror cinema.

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The performances are very overstated and crummy, the invisible man himself is a parody of a villain and the plot is too simple even for the film's limited 70-minute runtime. It's only when objects are flying seemingly unaided through the air that the film retains its cheesy charm, otherwise this wasn't really worth my time.

American Pop

1981 / 96m - USA
Music - Animation
1.5*/5.0*
American Pop poster

Bakshi's ambitious attempt to capture the history of American pop music in a single film, using four generations of a single family to guide us through it. On the one hand it's a pretty impressive undertaking that deserves praise, on the other hand it was so excruciatingly boring that it's hard for me to say anything overtly positive about this film.

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It's probably a lot more interesting for people with an active interest in American (pop) history/culture. Personally I don't care much either. The music is terrible, other historical references have been done so many times before that I really didn't have to see them summarized again.

The animation is pretty interesting, but the art style is ugly. Characters are dull, the background art is lifeless and the film is at least 45 minutes too long. It saddens me to say this about an animated film from the US that isn't squarely aimed at kids, but this pandering to the past is just too damn tiring.

Hotel Poseidon

2021 / 90m - Belgium
Mystery, Experimental
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A modern-day Eraserhead. A film that defies description and simply has to be experienced to be believed. The symbolism is thick, the coherence can be fickle and the brain may protest in disgust, but the creativity, absurdity and humor that bursts from every single scene and character is simply breathtaking. Not the easiest recommend, but if you think you can handle weird, you owe it to yourself to give Hotel Poseidon a try. Mesmerizing cinema.

Every Day is Summer Vacation

Mainichi ga Natsuyasumi
1994 / 94m - Japan
Drama
3.0*/5.0*
Every Day is Summer Vacation poster

Light drama from Shusuke Kaneko. The film starts off like a somewhat simple and predictable family drama, but the second half has quite a few poignant moments that added a bit more depth than I initially gave it credit for. It's certainly a very easy film to dream away to, which makes it true to its title.

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Performances are decent, the cinematography is pleasant and the tone is light. The first half is a little too meandering though, as there is no real urgency and no obvious point to the film. Kaneko corrects that during the second half and the film did leave me with a rather pleasant feeling. Hardly a masterpiece, but very agreeable filler.

Azur & Asmar: The Princes' Quest

Azur et Asmar
2006 / 99m - France
Fantasy, Adventure - Animation
1.5*/5.0*
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Michel Ocelot is one of the most celebrated animation directors from Belgium, as a Belgian I have to confess I haven't seen too many films from the man (even after being charmed by Princes Et Princesses). And so Azur & Asmar seemed like a good choice to dig a bit deeper into Ocelot's oeuvre.

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The plot is pretty basic and quite moralistic. It offers plenty of opportunity for a fun adventure, but the lifeless character models are a big hindrance. It drags the entire film down (though the poor voice actor doesn't help either). What's left is a somewhat intriguing train wreck. It's difficult to pull your eyes away from the screen, but only because your brain keeps wondering how a thing like this came to be.

The Guest Room

La Stanza
2021 / 101m - Italy
Fantasy, Mystery
3.5*/5.0*
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The Guest Room is a stylish and well-executed mystery. I will say that Lodovichi was probably a bit too eager to reveal the nature of the events we are witness to, which takes away some tension from the second half. Luckily, the execution is refined enough to overcome that minor oversight.

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The setting is brilliant, the camera work stylish, the score on point. The performances are more than adequate too and the mystery is intriguing, it's just a shame that the halfway through most revelations are behind us and Lodovichi leans more on drama to fill in the remaining gaps. It's a pretty great film, but it had potential to be even better.

Signal 100

Shigunaru 100
2019 / 88m - Japan
Horror
3.5*/5.0*
Signal 100 poster

Lisa Takeba goes full horror. Comparisons with Battle Royale are easy to make, personally it reminded me more of Miike's Lesson of the Evil and As the Gods Will. A sunny day in an average Japanese classroom ends up a grim and bloody quest for survival, a perfect premise for 90 minutes of slick entertainment.

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It's a fun premise, the performances are solid, the kills are bloody (though not every kill is quite as original) and the pacing is slick. It's a bit of an adjustment to see Takeba handle this type of material, but she does a good job. 100 Signals is a perfectly fine and enjoyable horror film, food for genre enthusiasts.

Monsters vs. Aliens

2009 / 94m - USA
Comedy, Sci-fi - Animation
0.5*/5.0*
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My goodness. I'm not a big Pixar fan, but I can see why they're generally considered the pinnacle of US CG animation: the competition is simply that much worse. Monsters vs. Aliens is supposed to be a comedy, but the jokes are so painfully bad that it feels disrespectful to other comedies to even call it that.

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But it's the atrocious and desperate attempts to be funny that completely ruin this film. The comedy is mostly just loud. The jokes are very predictable and the running gags are annoying, adding insult to injury. 90 minutes doesn't sound very long, but when every single minute of it is painful to watch, it's pretty damn excruciating.

Meander

Méandre
2020 / 87m - France
Sci-fi, Horror
3.5*/5.0*
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The straight-up genre version of Tsukamoto's Haze. That said, it's probably pointless to stretch that comparison, as both films were made with very different mindsets and intentions. Turi's Meander aims for juicy genre entertainment and delivers on that promise, which is fine by me.

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With a limited cast and locations, Tori can show his worth as a director. The setting is atmospheric and stylish and never loses its appeal, the film feels claustrophobic, the traps are slick, performances are solid and the mystery is kept alive until the very end. The film isn't terribly original, but that's hardly an issue if you can accept this for what it is. Prime genre fun.

Fighting for Love

by Joe Ma
Tung Gui Mat Yau
2001 / 102m - Hong Kong
Romance
2.5*/5.0*
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A pretty typical Joe Ma/HK romcom. You take two popular leads, make sure their characters hate each other's guts, then you can watch them grow closer for the rest of the film (including some bumps along the road). It's really (really!) by the numbers, then again the HK film industry was scrambling to get back on their feet back then, so I'll forgive them the somewhat lazy setup.

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Tony Leung and Sammi Cheng work well as an onscreen couple, there are some funny bits and the pacing is decent, but after the halfway mark it gets a bit too predictable and once Tung starts doubting which girl to pick, the film does lose some steam. It's a pretty solid romcom though, just don't expect anything original.

Gorath

Yôsei Gorasu
1962 / 88m - Japan
Sci-fi
2.5*/5.0*
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A lesser known Honda film. Gorath isn't the name of a giant monster, but of a star that is on a collision course with Earth. Don't worry though, it's a vintage Honda film that has everything you'd expect to see in his films. Yes, even a giant monster (no matter how random his appearance may be).

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The first half hour is a bit sluggish, but once Honda is allowed to go crazy with his trademark miniatures sets and vehicles, Gorath becomes a lot more interesting. Add to that a giant sea lion and some good old destruction fun (poor Tokyo) and what you have is a pretty cheesy yet entertaining film.

Happily

2021 / 96m - USA
Comedy, Mystery
3.5*/5.0*
Happily poster

Originality is hard to come by these days, luckily the premise for Grabinski's Happily is anything but common. The film brings a mix of comedy, mystery and romance, sweeps the rug from under your feet at the very start and keeps you guessing throughout its entire runtime. That's worth quite a lot in my book.

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Performances are solid, the film has visual flair, the soundtrack is fun, the comedy is pleasant and the mystery is kept alive until the very end. The finale lacks clear answers and isn't quite as imaginative as the film's premise, but that's just a small mishap in an otherwise fun and entertaining film.

Bombay Rose

2019 / 97m - India
Drama, Romance - Animation
2.0*/5.0*
Bombay Rose poster

Though India has a big, successful and renowned movie industry, animation is not something they are known for. I don't think Bombay Rose is going to change that anytime soon. While it's a brave attempt that shows quite a bit of dedication and goes for a unique, Indian vibe, the result is pretty underwhelming.

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The characters are rather dim and the film lacks focus. None of the plot lines are very interesting and the meandering nature of Bombay Rose doesn't really make for an intriguing watch. It's a shame that all the technical effort isn't met with good direction, fleshed out characters and a more captivating plot.

Mr. Bug Goes to Town

1941 / 78m - USA
Comedy - Animation
1.5*/5.0*
Mr. Bug Goes to Town poster

One of the few feature length films legendary cartoon director Fleischer helmed. Mr. Bug Goes to Town is a pretty decent and capable alternative to the Disney School of animation, though it's not quite distinctive enough to really set itself apart from the mousy shadow that looms over it at all times.

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The animation is decent and some of the character designs are pretty nice, but the film's a bit loud, some of the characters are plain obnoxious and the songs have no added value whatsoever. It's still a pretty standard children's animation that may have some technical chops, but doesn't accomplish much beyond that.