Aftermath

2021 / 114m - USA
Thriller
2.5*/5.0*
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Films that advertise they are based on a true story rarely deliver. Aftermath is no exception. What could've been a solid thriller with half a foot in the horror genre, turns out to be a drawn out and predictable genre flick that flubs its finale and comes off as a slightly elevated TV production.

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Performances are decent, but Winther fails to build up the tension and sticks to proven clichés that need better execution to be effective. There's also way too much pointless drama and the finale simply isn't all that exciting. What remains is a passable thriller that has some decent moments, but isn't all that convincing when it really matters.

Ghost Rider

2007 / 110m - USA
Fantasy, Action
1.0*/5.0*
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Not your average Marvel flick. I didn't even know this was a Marvel production until I saw their intro credit. It's certainly a pre-MCU film, as it doesn't really fit the current Marvel formula at all. Cage as a firey rage biker may sound like a match made in heaven, but the film itself is an absolute disaster.

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Cage looks a little lost in a production like this, the plot is incredibly kitsch, Johnson is a horrible director and the CG looks cheap as hell. Not that I'm a fan of the current MCU films, but at least they look somewhat professional. Ghost Rider is laughably bad, which is the only thing that makes it ever so slightly bearable. Not good.

Virus

Fukkatsu no Hi
1980 / 108m - Japan
Sci-fi, Thriller
2.5*/5.0*
Virus poster

An ambitious Fukasaku film. It's rare to see a Japanese director pull off a global film project with local funds, but Fukasaku isn't your everyday director. His pandemic film is topical, though only during the first half. After that it turns into a post-apocalyptic affair that leaves little to the imagination.

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Fukasaku tries to put a little too much in a single film, but at least he is ambitious. The actors are somewhat flaky and the runtime's a bit excessive, the atmosphere is solid though and the finale is actually pretty impressive. It's a shame Fukasaku failed to make Virus feel just that little tighter, otherwise it would've been a pretty cool post-apocalyptic flick.

Fruitvale Station

2013 / 85m - USA
Drama
3.0*/5.0*
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The last day in the life of Oscar Grant, a young black man shot down by railway police in Fruitvale Station. It's a case that got a bit of media attention, so it's not too surprising to see a film based on these events. The film would be Coogler's big breakthrough, not too surprising since he adds his signature to this story.

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Performances are good, and the drama is solid. Coogler gives his version of the facts and Oscar's character does feel a little too idyllic, but there have been so many similar cases that you can take the plot as an abstraction rather than a realistic account of Oscar's last day. Not quite as impactful as I'd hoped, but certainly not a bad film.

The Goldfish: Dreaming of the Sea

Umibe no Kingyo
2021 / 77m - Japan
Drama
3.0*/5.0*
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A decent but somewhat complacent Japanese drama. Copying Koreeda seems to be the easiest way to score points on the international scene for a Japanese director, but that's easier said than done. Ogawa delivers a solid drama, but keeps things a little too safe and predictable.

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Performances are solid and there are a few standout moments (namely the ones on the beach). The styling is a bit too pedestrian though and while the relationship between the two girls is delicate, it all felt a bit too familiar. Ogawa shows promise, but The Goldfish fails to stand out from its (many) peers.

Herod's Law

La Ley de Herodes
1999 / 120m - Mexico
Comedy, Crime
3.0*/5.0*
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Expectations were pretty low when I started this film, but after a short introduction it quickly became clear that director Estrada was building up a pretty amusing narrative. The middle part of the film was by far the best, the quality does slip a little in the final third, but overall this was a nice find.

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It's pretty amusing to see Vargas evolve from well-meaning major to villainous crook. There's a dash of dark comedy that keeps things entertaining, performances are solid and Estrada makes excellent use of the barren setting. Things maybe get a little too serious near the end and the film's a tad long, but I had some solid fun with this one.

Leave Her to Heaven

1945 / 110m - USA
Thriller
1.5*/5.0*
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What starts like a pretty slick and pleasantly paced romance quickly turns into a tepid, drawn-out thriller. Stahl overreaches when he tries to introduce tension into the film. Instead of a dark and gripping character study, the film ends up being a slow and overwrought noir that drags itself towards a bland ending.

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Performances are decent as long as the film remains light-hearted, but the actors fail the moment they're asked to show a darker, more serious side. The film lacks tension, the pacing is off, and the soundtrack is overbearing. It's just not a very balanced, capable film that completely fizzles out. Maybe it would've been better if it had been 30 minutes shorter.

Fudoh: The New Generation

Gokudô Sengokushi: Fudô
1996 / 98m - Japan
Crime
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The film that introduced international critics to the wonderful world of Takashi Miike. Fudoh is a Yakuza epic sprinkled with inventive ideas, weird characters and grotesque kills. It's one of Miike's earlier films, meaning the stylistic finish is quite rudimentary and the pacing is all over the pace. But there are so many memorable moments, so many scenes you won't see from any other director, that it still manages to amaze 25 years after its release.

Homecoming

by Ho Yim
Si Shui Liu Nian
1984 / 96m - Hong Kong
Drama
2.0*/5.0*
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Relatively generic arthouse drama. The basis for Homecoming is the usual rural vs urban friction that seems to permeate every single Chinese arthouse film. Yim's direction is pretty steadfast and the film does have its moments, but there's not a single scene that surprises, which is a real bummer.

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Performances are decent but nothing special, the cinematography is clean but a little dim and the score doesn't add much substantial. The drama is passable, and the film never becomes overly generic, it's just that I've seen the same thing so many times before that it just doesn't really work anymore.

Solaris

2002 / 99m - USA
Sci-fi, Romance
3.5*/5.0*
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This is Soderbergh's adaptation of Lem's novel, not Soderbergh's remake of Tarkovsky's film. And that's a good thing really, since I'm not a big fan of Tarkovsky's sci-fi. The first time I watched Solaris I was really blown away by it, watching it again it's still a strong film, but it clearly lost some of its charm over time.

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The atmosphere is thick and brooding, but also a little cold and detached. Stylistically, Solaris has lost a bit of its shine, the soundtrack in particular felt a bit too bombastic. Performances are good, the mystery is intriguing and the pacing is apt, it's just that little extra polish that lacks to make this a true personal favorite.

The Quiet Man

1952 / 129m - USA
Drama, Romance
1.0*/5.0*
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John Ford didn't just direct westerns, apparently he also made some veritable dramas. Judging by The Quiet Man, he favored the type of drama that was about as subtle as your average western. I'm not really sure how Ford envisioned this romance to turn out, but if he purposely wanted to spend two hours with a dreadful couple, then this film was a big success.

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The performances are laughable. Wayne's contorted face is a hoot, Maureen O'Hara acts as if she was cast for a silent film. The plot is utterly simple, neither the drama, romance nor the comedy ever hit home and the runtime is ridiculous. The Quiet Man is a hopelessly outdated film, best to forget this one as quickly as possible.

Words Bubble Up Like Soda Pop

Cider no Yô ni Kotoba ga Wakiagaru
2020 / 87m - Japan
Romance - Animation
3.5*/5.0*
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A simple but pleasant anime. Words Bubble Up Like Soda Pop is a summery, light and predictable coming of age film that tries to stand out with a colorful art style and above -average animation. This type of breezy romantic drama has become very prevalent the past decade, it's rarely exceptional, but usually worth a shot.

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Anime tends to do these kinds of stories well, this film is no exception. It feels a little too comfortable at times and the romance is a tad too naive, but the warm, summery vibes and the relatively unique art style give the film some much-needed flavor of its own. This isn't going to be the next big anime masterpiece, instead, it's charming filler with broad appeal.

Behemoth

Bei Xi Mo Shou
2015 / 95m - China
Documentary
1.5*/5.0*
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Chinese arthouse is depressing, Behemoth is no exception. It may be a documentary, but the usual rural vs urban friction is there, coupled with some sullen musings, dreary-looking people and a lifeless voice-over. It's one big cliché, but at least there are some pretty shots to soften the blow.

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The fractured shots are a bit cheesy, but the camerawork and framing are nice. The cinematography isn't spectacular, but at least above par. The soundtrack is mostly absent, most of the doc relies on ambient sounds, a bit of a missed opportunity if you ask me. It's simply not something I particularly appreciate, but it's clearly how the West loves to see China.

Bye Bye Morons

Adieu les Cons
2020 / 87m - France
Comedy, Romance
3.5*/5.0*
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A pleasant mix of magic realism and dark comedy. Bye Bye Morons is a nice reminder that I have some catching up to do, as I've missed all of Dupontel's films since his directorial debut. It's not a film without flaws, but they are minor and can't take away from the film's other qualities. And rest assured, they're plenty.

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The first hour could've been just that little darker and edgier, other than that I have no real complaints. Performances are solid, the styling is polished and there's an unpredictability that keeps things interesting. The ending is on point too. A very charming, memorable and fun film, that stops just short of excellence.

Jolt

2021 / 91m - USA
Action
3.0*/5.0*
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In the wake of films like Atomic Blonde (and in a lesser sense, Crank), it's no surprise to see a film like Jolt popping up. It's a slick action flick, based on a slightly surreal premise, sporting a kick-ass female lead. At least, that's what it was supposed to be on paper, the actual film doesn't quite get here.

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Beckinsale spends a bit too much time trying to look pretty instead of badass, the styling is nice but not vibrant enough, the action is a bit tame. It looks like Wexler copied quite a bit from better films, without truly understanding what made these films tick. Jolt isn't bad, it's just a bit underwhelming for a film about a raging woman who has to administer electric shocks to keep herself in check.

Monster Heaven

Youkai Tengoku
1986 / 51m - Japan
Horror
3.0*/5.0*
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A short horror anthology by Macoto Tezuka, son of the infamous mangaka. Tezuka has already proven himself a talented director, but doing horror on a TV budget isn't easy, and Monster Heaven occasionally struggles to make the best of its limited finances. Tezuka isn't one to let that stop him from going all-in though.

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Performances are rather weak, and the special effects are very bare-bones. But Tezuka's creative cinematography and a little well-placed comedy help to cover up some of the film's weaker points. It's short, there's more than enough variety and there's plenty of weirdness to keep things from becoming boring. It's certainly not his best film, but Tezuka fans won't be disappointed.

Vicious Fun

2020 / 101m - Canada
Comedy, Horror
3.0*/5.0*
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A decent meta horror comedy, with some serious 80s vibes. In 2021, a film like this is anything but original, but Calahan is a decent horror director, so he deserved the benefit of the doubt. Vicious Fun has some very solid, memorable bits, but sadly loses quite a bit of steam during the second half.

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The first half of the film works best, as Calahan goes full for comedy. The circle meeting was no doubt the highlight of the entire film for me. The second half is more geared at horror, but Calahan fails to add much to the countless slasher flicks that came before. It's all a little too safe and "been there, done that", not exactly what you want from a horror comedy.

Gregory's Girl

1980 / 91m - UK
Drama, Romance
2.0*/5.0*
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The most remarkable thing about this film is that it grew out to be a classic. Gregory's Girl is bland and basic in just about every way. The director seemed to be aware of this and figured he still had a shot when he made his film as inoffensive as possible. I guess it worked, though don't ask me how.

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Performances are dim, the film looks like it was made for TV, the score sounds like it was salvaged from a public domain database. It's as cinematic as an episode of Wheel of Fortune, but the characters are somewhat charming and the coming of age elements do come together rather well. Not the worst thing ever, but hardly worth recommending.

The Iron Bodyguard

Da Dao Wang Wu
1973 / 94m - Hong Kong
Action, Adventure
2.5*/5.0*
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A middle of the road Cheh Chang film. The man has made so many films in such a short span of time, all within the same genre, that some of them are inevitably forgettable. The Iron Bodyguard is one of such films. Not that it's particularly bad or disappointing, it just doesn't excel at anything in particular.

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The Iron Bodyguard is a film with a slightly stronger focus on the narrative. There are still the usual Shaw Bros fights, but they are fewer and shorter. The story isn't all that exciting though and performances don't really stand out either. It's decent enough when you're pining for some Shaw Bros action, but only when you've seen all of their more prominent films.

The Ox-Bow Incident

1942 / 75m - USA
Western
1.0*/5.0*
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A film with a message. I'd seen this one compared to 12 Angry Men before and after watching is, it's clear why people like to link the two together. The Ox-Bow Incident is a film where every element is geared at just one single thing: getting that message across as loud and clear as possible.

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Just like 12 Angry Men, this film felt extremely forced, overly tailored to the message it needed to convey. Performances are static, the plot is far too obvious, and the dialogues are pretty cringe-worthy. The only positive here is that the film is short, though it still felt twice as long to me. Not my kind of cinema.

Capernaum

Capharnaüm
2018 / 126m - Lebanon
Drama
3.0*/5.0*
Capernaum poster

It's certainly not hard to see why this is such a popular film. A harrowing drama about a young boy living in very dire circumstances always scores well with critics and audiences alike. It's not unlike Koreeda's Nobody Knows, only the circumstances in which the lead character has to survive are that much bleaker.

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Zain's performance is splendid, the cinematography is gripping and surprisingly stylish, the soundtrack is solid too. The drama's a little predictable and I wouldn't have minded a slightly shorter runtime, but Labaki stays clear from excessive sentimentality, which wasn't an easy thing to do considering the themes of this film. A solid film.

Mulan

2020 / 115m - USA
Action, Adventure
2.0*/5.0*
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Disney's live-action version of Mulan. I wouldn't really call it a remake of their animated film, since they've dropped the musical bits and comedy, going for a more straight-forward telling of Mulan's story. Oddly enough, that puts the film closer to the Chinese live-action films, giving them some tough competition.

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There is some prime fighting talent present (Jet Li and Donnie Yen), but Caro is obviously clueless on how to use them well. The cinematography lacks the grandeur of its Chinese competitors, the soundtrack doesn't sit well, and the English dialogue isn't doing the actors any favors. It's certainly better than Disney's animated film, but there's no real reason to watch this when there are better versions out there already.