Diary of a Country Priest

Journal d'un Curé de Campagne
1951 / 115m - France
Drama
1.0*/5.0*
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Previous experiences with Bresson and a title promising two hours of inner monologues of a countryside priest didn't really wet my appetite, the film was pretty much what I expected from it. I'm not a big fan of Bresson's take on minimalism, the themes and characters also didn't speak to me. At all.

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The soundtrack is light, the cinematography rather basic. The film is mostly just the priest talking to people from the village, and writing down his doubts in his diary. Struggles with faith rarely interest me though and the endless musings of a rather uninteresting characters aren't my favorite way of spending two hours. Bresson and I don't really go well together it seems.

Cloudy Mountain

by Li Jun
Feng Bao
2021 / 114m - China
Action, Adventure
3.0*/5.0*
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Epic Chinese disaster flick. It's really nice to see that they got the basics right. There are some genuinely exciting scenes throughout, the scale may not be as grand as some others in the genre, but the threat is real, and the setting is pretty awesome. It's a shame the film gets a little too heroic during the second half.

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I like myself a good disaster film and Cloudy Mountain doesn't disappoint. A nice setting, some impressive CG destruction and some hairy moments generally keep me glued to the screen, but like most other films in the genre there's a bit too much cheesy drama and the film does get a bit too epic at the end, especially when the China chest bumping peeks its head around the corner. Other than that, a fun film.

The Swamp

La Ciénaga
2001 / 103m - Argentina
Comedy, Drama
3.0*/5.0*
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A breakthrough film for Lucrecia Martel. After years of making short films and documentaries, she finally got her chance to make a feature film. It's a pretty interesting look at an Argentinian family, in Martel's typical, somewhat detached, but equally captivating style, though still somewhat heavy on the drama.

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Martel's style is rather interesting, as there's a lot of "show, don't tell" going on. The framing is nice, the location is pretty cool too. There's no real goal the film works towards, it feels more like a selection of smaller vignettes bundled in a convenient story, but that does help to keep things interesting. I'm still not entirely on board with Martel's style, but this was pretty solid.

Where Is the Friend's House?

Khane-ye Doust Kodjast?
1987 / 83m - Iran
Drama
1.0*/5.0*
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My least favorite Kiarostami so far. I generally don't care much about films with very young kids, so I didn't really appreciate the charm this film was obviously gunning for. There isn't really all that much beyond that either, though the film is pretty short it's also quite slow and uneventful.

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I didn't care much for the boy's performance, the people he meets on the road aren't very interesting either and Kiarostami's styling has never been something I've cared for. The film is noisy, characters are pretty irritating and the Ahmed's journey is too uneventful. Not my kind of film.

The Bastard and the Beautiful World

Kuso Yarô to Utsukushiki Sekai
2018 / 105m - Japan
Comedy, Crime - Anthology
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A Japanese anthology sporting three oddball stories and a wrap-around segment that doesn't really wrap around the others, but bundles the conclusions of each short and saves them for the finale. It's a bit of an odd concept, it doesn't make too much sense to be honest, then again it's clear the directors were more concerned with creating something fresh and fun. The result is pretty successful too. Each story is cool in its own way, the actors are in on the joke and there are plenty of stand-out scenes, with Sono's segment sticking out as the best of the bunch.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation

2013 / 110m -
Sci-fi, Action
2.0*/5.0*
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A franchise constructed around action figures, and it shows. There's a kind of emptiness that surrounds these films, more so than with other big franchise titles. There are no recognizable leads, no charismatic bad guys, no deep lore, even though Retaliation tries its best to fake all these things.

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It's a good thing the film doesn't seem to be taking itself too serious. Johnson and Tatum are pretty silly, the rest of the cast tries to follow their lead (with varying success). There are some decent action scenes, but it's not really enough to save the film. It's borderline okayish as a basic blockbuster, just don't expect anything more.

Reprise

2006 / 105m - Norway
Comedy, Drama
3.0*/5.0*
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Joachim Trier's first feature film is a fun, virile coming-of-age story. Not quite what I was expecting after only having seen Thelma, but it sure was a welcome surprise. While the film isn't too original, the characters are a pretty interesting bunch that kept me engaged from start to finish.

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While the plot sounds pretty dramatic, there's more than enough room for lighter moments, with the voice-over adding a healthy dose of playfulness. The performances are solid, the pacing is on point and the film isn't too long. A fine debut, it only lacks a bit of extra spunk to really stand out.

What Happens in Vegas

2008 / 99m - USA
Comedy, Romance
2.5*/5.0*
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A simple romcom that banks all its appeal on its two leads. This is really just Diaz/Kutcher - The Movie, the rest is simply fluff. It's another comedy based on two characters who can't really stand one another and love to make each other's lives difficult, though this being a romcom, there is an obvious turning point.

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Diaz/Kutcher are a bit hit-and-miss here. They do have their moments, but they're also a bit light for their parts (i.e. they can't do mean very well). The plot is very predictable, the secondary characters aren't that funny, but the pacing is solid, and the film was over and done before I knew it. Basic filler.

Raging Fire

Nou Fo
2021 / 126m - Hong Kong
Action, Crime
3.5*/5.0*
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Benny Chan's swansong. The man left us way too early, but it's nice to know he went out with a bang. Raging Fire is a vintage Chan production, a Hong Kong procedural with the necessary action scenes to keep the adrenaline pumping. Hong Kong could use a few more films like this, which makes Chan's loss all the more painful.

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Donnie Yen and Nicolas Tse are both excellent as the leads, the action scenes are well choreographed and impressive, the pacing is on point too. There may be a bit too much filler drama, certainly not a first for this type of film, but there are plenty of action scenes scattered throughout to make up for it. A fine action flick.

Tragic Jungle

Selva Trágica
2020 / 96m - Mexico
Drama, Mystery
3.5*/5.0*
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The jungle is a mysterious and adventurous place, one which directors love to exploit. Tragic Jungle isn't the next Fitzcarraldo, it's not quite as epic or grand, instead Olaizola chases a more ethereal and mystical atmosphere. The result is pretty entrancing, if you don't mind the somewhat sluggish pacing.

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The story may sound like a premise for a horror flick, but Olaizola plays it a lot cooler. Mystery and thriller elements are added to make the trip through the jungle more alluring, limited explanation about the essence of the demon keep the mystery alive. The film is probably a bit too long and could've used some visual touch-ups, other than that a very nice discovery.

Paisan

Paisà
1946 / 120m - Italy
Drama, War
2.0*/5.0*
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A pretty decent film from Roberto Rossellini. WWII films aren't really my thing, I'm not big on Italian classics either, but because of the fragmented nature of this film it did manage to keep my interest for the full two hours. Some pretty pictures in between didn't make things worse either.

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Performances aren't that great and the soundtrack is far too overbearing. It kills the drama and works against the premise, which is a bit of a shame. I did like the structure, which kept things fresh and made the 2 hours much easier to bridge. The cinematography is pretty fine too, especially the outside scenes. Not great, but better than expected.

Spider Lilies

Ci Qing
2007 / 94m - Taiwan
Drama, Romance
3.5*/5.0*
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The film that introduced me to Zero Chou. I was quite taken with this little drama the first time I watched it, revisiting the film left me slightly disappointed. Not that this is a bad film, far from it, but Spider Lilies had a much harder time distinguishing itself from its peer. No doubt because of the tons of dramas I watched since.

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Performances are solid, and the drama is decent enough, but the relationship between the two women is a bit basic and the styling of the film isn't too exceptional either. It's one of those films where there's nothing specifically bad, it just lacks anything that sets is apart from the pack.

One-Eyed Jacks

1961 / 141m - USA
Western
1.0*/5.0*
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Marlon Brando directs himself in an overly long western. It's always a little tricky when one person has too much creative control over a film, especially when he's not really a born director. It's no surprise then that One-Eyed Jacks often feels like a vanity project that could've used a more decisive editor.

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One-Eyed Jacks is a very basic western, the kind that really should last any longer than 90 minutes. And yet, Marlon drags it out to well over two hours. Performances are poor and overdone, the setting isn't very appealing and unless you're a hardened western fan, the plot isn't all that interesting either. Not good.

Some people consider it a TV series, others a collection of shorts, I just watch it as any old anthology. Volume 2 offers more of the same, only the amount of shorts has decreased, and the quality has become a bit more consistent throughout. The only thing missing a truly stand-out short.

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There are quite a few shorts gunning for photorealism, but Love, Death + Robots is at its best when it gets a bit more creative with the art styles. Ice and The Tall Grass both stand out in that regard. On the weaker side of the anthology we find Automated Customer Service (the comedy is way too basic) and Pop Squad (a rather poor Blade Runner clone), even these shorts are somewhat decent. This is a small step up from the first one, it just needs to be a bit more daring if it wants to shine.

Fast & Furious 9

2021 / 143m - USA
Action, Adventure
3.0*/5.0*
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The ninth entry in the main series brings nothing new. The franchise has been leaning into its ridiculousness for quite a while now, and frankly, it's what I like about these films. The only problem is the cruft in between, which can get a bit drab and long in the tooth. Part 9 isn't any different.

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Previous entries have set quite a benchmark, it's getting harder and harder to take things one step further. While Lin makes a decent effort, the ending doesn't quite live up to the expectations. There are some very solid action scenes here though, the comedy is a welcome surprise and the cast feels really comfortable at this point. If only they'd keep the middle part a bit shorter.

Tin Men

1987 / 112m - USA
Comedy
2.0*/5.0*
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There's this niche of 80s comedies, about angry middle-aged folk who are downright assholes and have the most fun trying to make each other's lives as miserable as possible. I can't say it's really my kind of comedy, but as they come, Tin Men certainly isn't the worst of the bunch.

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Danny DeVito seems to be popping up in many of these comedies, in Richard Dreyfuss he finds a worthy opponent. The bickering often goes on too long and the film never becomes hilarious, but the pacing is decent enough and there are some minor laughs spread throughout. Wouldn't really recommend it, unless you really like this type of thing.

The Match Factory Girl

Tulitikkutehtaan Tyttö
1990 / 69m - Finland
Comedy, Drama
3.0*/5.0*
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It's been a while since I last watched a Kaurismäki film. I'm not entirely on board with his barren, stark style, but the man has a clear signature and that's worth something. The Match Factory Girl is one of the better films I've seen of him, in part because it's also one of the shortest I've seen of him.

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There isn't too much emotion here, not in the performances, nor the plot, nor the styling, even so Kaurismäki does manage to insert some humor into his film. I did appreciate his minimalist approach up to a certain point and the ending, though not quite surprising, was well handled. A pretty interesting film.

Wonder Woman 1984

2020 / 151m - USA
Fantasy, Action
0.5*/5.0*
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I wasn't a fan of the first film, somehow Jenkins managed to make this sequel even worse. It is by far one of the weakest superhero disasters I've ever seen, a complete train wreck that has no idea what it wants to be. It's really hard to find anything borderline decent here, which is surprising since they kept on throwing things at the wall to see what would stick. Nothing did.

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Though this was a pretty expensive film, it never looks or feels expensive. The action scenes are bland, the CG is subpar, the acting is really poor, the comedy completely misses the mark, the tone is wildly inconsistent and the preachy ending is one of the worst I've seen in a long time. Time to bury Wonder Woman, or find a director who can actually handle this kind of material.

Fifty Shades of Grey

2015 / 125m - USA
Romance
2.0*/5.0*
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First there were the books, then came the films. I never saw or read any of it, but I pretty much knew what to expect. That's how big the cultural impact of the franchise is. I have to admit I expected worse. Not that this was a great film, but I found it slightly less pulpy than many have made it out to be.

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For a film that is known for its somewhat taboo subject, it's all pretty prim and proper. Sure enough, there is some nudity, but the film can't hide its pulpy origins. The performances are decent though, and it's certainly not as cheap-looking as I'd feared. I'm not really the target audience, but the flak this film received makes me wonder if some may have had ulterior motives.

The Heirloom

Zhai Bian
2005 / 97m - Taiwan
Horror, Mystery
3.5*/5.0*
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Leste Chen takes a swing at the horror genre. Not too surprising, considering the Asian horror boom of the 00s, or the fact that horror cinema is an ideal platform for young directors who want to make a new for themselves. I really liked The Heirloom the first time I watched it, almost two decades later though, the film has some trouble setting itself apart from its peers.

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The muted color palette, snappy editing and stylish score form a solid foundation for a moody horror film. It should be no surprise that Chen mixes in mystery and drama elements too, a staple for Asian horror cinema. There's just not quite enough here to turn it into something unique. Not quite tense enough, not visually distinctive enough, not surprising enough. It's still a very solid film though, just no masterpiece.

Two Lovers

2008 / 110m - USA
Drama, Romance
1.5*/5.0*
Two Lovers poster

Dreary drama. A film that hinges entirely on its central characters, sadly none of them is very interesting. There's not much here beyond a basic love triangle, with 2 out of 3 characters feeling pretty depressed. The setup itself isn't without merit, but the execution feels lazy and lifeless.

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I'm not a big Joaquin Phoenix fan, and he's really at his Phoenix-iest here. Paltrow and Shaw aren't much better, none of them seem able to lend their characters the required depth for this type of film. The direction is clean but uninspired and dull, the soundtrack boring and the ending disappointing. Very forgettable.

Hypnotic

2021 / 88m - USA
Thriller
2.0*/5.0*
Hypnotic poster

It seems the 90s B-thriller is making a veritable comeback. A perfect genre if you're a streaming service in dire need of quick and simple filler, great films they are not though. Hypnotic is no exception. Whatever intrigue there is comes from a handful of decently executed scene, the rest is rather bland and predictable.

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It won't take you long to figure out the plot, it all comes down to Coote and Angel's direction, which is pretty mediocre. They do the bare minimum to introduce some tension, and that's it really. Performances are basic, the cinematography is borderline acceptable, the plot simplistic. Not terrible if you're looking for simple filler, but that's about all you can hope for.

By Chance

Tamatama
2011 / 53m - Japan
Drama
3.5*/5.0*
By Chance poster

A quirky, slightly experimental drama headlining Yu Aoi. Tamatama feels more like a fleeting idea than a fully realized film, but Komatsu did manage to add a lot of charm. It's pretty short and easily digestible, an ideal film for those who want to try something a little different, but don't really want to commit too much time to the experiment.

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I'm not sure if the film was as deep or meaningful as Komatsu intended it to be, but it did offer a very nice little breather from more serious things. The mood is light and ethereal, Aoi does well, the styling is appropriate and the runtime makes sure the film never outstay its welcome. A sweet, fun and original little diversion, well recommended for fans of Japanese dramas (with a little twist).

A Fish Called Wanda

1988 / 108m - UK
Comedy, Crime
2.5*/5.0*
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A pretty daft and goofy spoof on the heist genre. The comedy is a bit loud and random at times, don't expect any subtlety or classy humor in other words. But in that chaos does lie a decent amount of fun. Not so much that it becomes a very memorable film, but it's certainly no ordeal to sit through.

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Kline and Curtis feel a bit out of place, which is not surprising in a Cleese comedy. Kline in particular can be somewhat annoying. The pacing is pleasant though and while not all jokes are hits, there are quite a few fun scenes to be discovered. Just a bit of random filler, but if you're looking for something light and pleasant you could do far worse.

Dashcam

2021 / 88m - USA
Thriller
2.5*/5.0*
Dashcam poster

Another computer screen thriller, a thankful niche with the COVID epidemic still raging. Despite being a genre that is naturally suited for low budget/small crew projects, making it tense and intriguing is actually a lot harder than it looks. Nilsson sure did his best, still the film has too many flaws to make a big impression.

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Dashcam is a pretty short film, still there's an awful lot of padding. The actions of the main character are also pretty questionable and too much time is spent on uninteresting computer fiddling. It gets a bit better towards the ending and there is some intrigue scattered throughout the film, just not enough to make it an easy recommend. This is for genre fans only I guess.

The Voice Unseen

Di San Ren Cheng
2019 / 90m - China
Thriller
3.5*/5.0*
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A Chinese thriller that rolls from one twist into the next. The Voice Unseen feels like an elevated B production. A film that was quickly made to please hungry genre fans, but ended up quite a bit better than it needed to be. I had quite a bit of fun with it, just don't expect the world of it should you decide to watch it.

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The plot is pretty ridiculous really, but as the film really leans into it, it's quite amusing to see what little twist they'll come up with next. The visuals are pretty slick, with lovely colors and nicely framed shots, the music too is well above par. The weakest parts are no doubt the performances and the fake scar make-up, betraying the film's low budget origins, but they don't really stand in the way of the fun. Better than expected.

K-19: The Widowmaker

2002 / 138m - USA
Thriller
2.0*/5.0*
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Hollywood doing a Russian story with English/American actors is never a good idea, K-19 did absolutely nothing to change my mind. Bigelow's film is a simple succession of vintage submarine thriller clichés, with some terrible accents thrown in to make it appear a bit more Russian. Spoiler alert: the accents didn't make it appear more Russian.

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Getting past the casting choices was quite a hurdle, but even then this film doesn't have all that much to offer, besides the usual submarine hoopla. There are lots of "tense" moments with people waiting for something to happen/not happen, and since WWIII never happened, it's difficult to make this film truly tense. Not great.

3.0*/5.0*
Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin poster

Eubank's take on found footage horror. The link with Paranormal Activity is pretty weak, to the point where it feels more like an excuse to recycle the name. Once you get past that, this wasn't all that bad (one of the better films in the series actually). As long as you fancy yourself a bit of found footage horror of course.

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The intro is a bit long and the twist isn't exactly original, but Eubank does a good job cranking up the tension. He makes the most of the eerie setting, has some neat new camera tricks to show off and deliver a cracking finale. It's not his best work, but found footage horror fans are sure to have a good time with Next of Kin.

Last Night in Soho

2021 / 116m - UK
Horror, Mystery
Last Night in Soho poster

Wright's a bit hit-and-miss for me, but when he fully commits to mood and atmosphere, he can be a formidable director. I'm not a 60s fan (at all), still I loved everything he conjured up in Last Night in Soho. The styling is absolutely wonderful, the cast was great and the plot, though not particularly surprising, kept me glued to my seat. Don't go in expecting a full-blown horror flick, the film isn't all that scary and tense really, it just oozes and bleeds atmosphere from start to finish. Edgar Wright did good with this one.

A Place in the Sun

1951 / 122m - USA
Drama, Romance
0.5*/5.0*
A Place in the Sun poster

A classic, sentimental drama. Drab, black and white cinematography, highly expressive performances and a worn out, dragged out plot make this quite an ordeal to sit through. The characters left me completely cold, and since that's pretty much all what the film was betting its marbles on, this was a pretty big failure.

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Scripted romances, simplistic drama and some courtroom intrigue. I didn't care for any of it. This was one of those films where nothing felt particularly special or noteworthy, a long succession of predictable scenes that didn't inspire any emotion at all. At two hours long, it really tested my patience, sadly, I got nothing in return.

S-94

2009 / 30m - Japan
Sci-fi, Horror
3.5*/5.0*
S-94 poster

Japanese cyberpunk is pretty much dead as a genre, this Shozin Fukui film is probably one of the last of its kind. It's a brave attempt, sporting some pretty cool ideas, but it's clear that the budget simply wasn't there to do justice to the concept. So all we get is this mad little short film.

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The gritty black and white cinematography is cool, the industrial soundtrack is pretty out there too. The two never quite come together though, as the whole short feels a bit rushed, even a little unfinished. But the raw quality is there and if you love yourself some hardcore cyberpunk cinema, S-94 won't disappoint.

Me Before You

2016 / 106m - UK
Romance
2.0*/5.0*
Me Before You poster

A pretty mushy romcom, that is in part saved by its British charm. All the clichés are here though, so if you can't stand these types of films, it's better to avoid Me Before You altogether. The poor girl meets rich guy setup isn't exactly the most original either, then again, what did you expect from a film like this?

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The character I felt most for was Patrick. A simple bloke who isn't the best boyfriend in the world, but doesn't deserve to be lied to. The romance is pretty basic and the added drama isn't very effective, but the setting is nice, and the characters do have a certain charm about them. Not the worst of its kind.

Hold Me Back

Watashi wo Kuitomete
2020 / 133m - Japan
Comedy, Drama
3.5*/5.0*
Hold Me Back poster

A quirky little drama that tackles rather tricky themes in a very light and amusing manner. The balance may be a little off at times, which is why the drama doesn't fully register, but it is pretty impressive how Ohku manages to effortlessly switch between dark and quirky moments.

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A nice film about how someone who has learned to cope with loneliness can find it difficult to connect with others, even when the opportunity presents itself. Ohku's direction is rather safe, but there are some stand-out moments, the performances are fine and even though the runtime's a bit excessive, the film never gets boring. A fine film.

Dune

2021 / 155m - USA
Sci-fi, Fantasy
3.0*/5.0*
Dune poster

Villeneuve really wants you to see this film in cinemas, I am pretty glad I didn't. While I'm sure there are marginal gains, Villeneuve just isn't the best director to tackle epic sci-fi/fantasy films like this one. His adaptation of Herbert's book is so damn serious that it becomes silly, even laughable.

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Dune is sci-fi pulp, but Villeneuve seems to be taking the material extremely serious. The slow pacing is quite unnecessary, the dialogues are trite, and the visual splendor really isn't all the splendid. Villeneuve also needs a trained action choreographer by his side, if the sequel will truly be more action-based then this blah Hollywood screen-fighting won't cut it. The worms are cool, and it's nice that someone is finally getting heaps of cash to make sci-fi epics again, but this should've been so much better.

No. 1 Chung Ying Street

Zhong Ying Jie 1 Hao
2018 / 120m - Hong Kong
Drama
3.5*/5.0*
No. 1 Chung Ying Street poster

Derek Chiu gets serious. The stark black and white cinematography is a dead giveaway, but the theme of the film also leaves little to the imagination. Hong Kong is going through some tough times, it's not surprise then that filmmakers are suddenly very eager to talk about its rebellious past.

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The black and white cinematography truly is beautiful, it's the real eye-catcher of the film. The story about people standing up against oppression and its parallels through time is less engaging. While the drama has its moments, you have to wonder how much of a difference a film like this can really make, and whether it's worth going over the same points again and again.

The Last Emperor

1987 / 218m - Italy
Drama
2.0*/5.0*
The Last Emperor poster

Leave it to the Italians to make an English-language film about the last Chinese emperor. I'm not sure what Bertolucci was thinking, but it puts a serious damper on the fun. Worse than that still is the looming shadow of Yimou Zhang that hangs above this film. It's difficult to enjoy its visual beauty when it doesn't really compare to what Zhang might've done with it.

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This feels like a Hollywood production in almost every way. It's an epic tale for sure, but the not-quite-there cinematography, the ill-fitting soundtrack and the English language all increase the disconnect with what is supposed to be a film about China. It's certainly not all bad, but not at all what it should've been.